From An Unrepentant Fan

I adore Rooney Mara greatly
Yet we differ so innately
She’s vegan, talented, wealthy
I, an omnivore, poor, unhealthy

She is pretty, brave, and cool
Acting is her tool
Taking only challenging roles
Noble causes, she ignores the trolls

The consummate professional
She endures many the processional
She supports her team
Standing stalwart, she beams

Rooney shuns Marvel and DC
It’s about the role you see
Her understated tally is daunting
None for an Oscar; it’s haunting

But still young, in her late 30s
Despite diapers — stinky and dirty,
The right project is still out there
And she can afford the best childcare